Does anyone know where I can purchase a corpse legally?

Question

I am taking on line courses in Mortuary Science and need to practice.

Answer 1

Set yourself up as a non-profit organization for medical research...and then find people who are about to shuffle off the mortal coil to donate their bodies to you. Simple. Whatever you can't handle you could sell on eBay China.



And, for free, I'll throw in a name for your new organization:



S.A.R.C.A.S.M



Stiffies

Are

Resting

Comfortably

As

Scientists

Meddle

Answer 2

How on earth can you take an online course in Mortuary Science? If you truly paid money for this course, you may find you was robbed. I am pretty sure any respectful course would provide you with a corpse, so if you don't get one as part of your tuition fees, you need to call the BBB.

Answer 3

You might do better looking into a computer program that just simulation autopsies, You can call the univeristies in your area. Explain that you are an online Mortuary Science student. Ask if they have synthetic cropses. Like Dolls that you can take apart and remove parts of the body and such.



Or You can see if there is a good computer program for you.



Or ask to see if the univeristies will allow you to come in and practice with their equipment, which is unlikely, but they can point you in the right direction. It's worth a shot.





Well, Good Luck.

Answer 4

I believe most good department store offer a line in what they like to call the "breathing impaired". Be warned though, they do charge by the pound so you might want to opt for a svelte candidate. I believe they are offering a "to order" option, which should be introduced once a few legal hiccups are ironed out.

Answer 5

Maybe go to your local mortuary and ask for an internship.

Answer 6

its illegal to but corpse in 49 states buddy(try canada), and u probably dont have the money since it costs a few thousand, and with legal paper, it could take a while.

Answer 7

What's wrong with the local graveyard? Or do you need one of those new designer corpses?

Answer 8

I dont know about "legally " but Ive got one I need to dispose of. that I'd sell for dirt cheap.

Answer 9

I think I saw them on sale at Walmart

Answer 10

Go find your local medical school and ask them if you can get cadavers from them. That's your best bet.

Answer 11

Log onto corpseworld.com or call them at 1800-corpse4u.

Answer 12

i don't even want to know why you are taking the class, and what exactly you need to practice!

yuck!

Answer 13

PLZ DON'T....JUST FAIL THE COURSE.....u don't need a corpse

Answer 14

Oh my....I'm glad I live reallllly realllly far from you..hehe

Answer 15

LOL



Just kill the neighbour

Answer 16

how many do you need

Answer 17

wow spooky question..